1. I wish I knew how to quit Cowboy Monkey Rodeo.

     
  2. I noticed that your nightmares were conspicuously lacking in Mickey Mouse. Let me fix that for you.

     
  3. If nautical nonsense — and repurposed piano parts and retro accents and chill vibes — be something you wish.

     
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  6. Don’t miss “A Fistful of Dog Hair,” starring the Cowboy Monkey Rodeo.

     
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  10. How does the legislature get any work done in a setting as stunning as this? We’ll show you.