1. If nautical nonsense — and repurposed piano parts and retro accents and chill vibes — be something you wish.

     
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  4. Don’t miss “A Fistful of Dog Hair,” starring the Cowboy Monkey Rodeo.

     
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  8. How does the legislature get any work done in a setting as stunning as this? We’ll show you.

     
  9. "Basically, it looks like any other dance party but with a bit more arms in the air.”

     
  10. Which sport is the most fun to watch?